1. First off, we don't go to the city, we go up the city. I recognize what you're questioning and you're right, this makes zero linguistic experience. But it's simply the manner it is so get over it already.
2. If you assert one horrific word about Delia Smith, we are able to put a hex on you. She is a Norfolk group and a treasured angel who we love greater than the Queen.
three. Don't mention the time she got wasted at a Norwich City F.C. Recreation. Yes, she gave a drunken interview and screamed like she was from the private circles of hell, and sure, you can almost scent the booze radiating from her each pore. But she's still a living legend.
Delia, The Angel of The East
GettyStephen Pondfour. When we ask you to check out The Golden Triangle, it truly is not a euphemism. It's the maximum perfect vicinity to buy property in and might literally all stab our very own nans to stay there.
5. We experience notable cool telling people there are 365 pubs in Norwich, one for every day of the yr child. TBH we are no longer even positive if that is actual, but we can say it 'til the death.
6. C&A closed approx 15 years in the past, however we'll continually ask you to meet us there. It's now Next, FYI.
7. We may additionally have slept with a person we're associated with. Not on cause, dipshit. But Norfolk folk are constantly teased for being the maximum incestuous in the u . S .. As long because it's not your first cousin, right?
eight. The Puppet Man is basically Beyonce to us. Yup, that guy in the middle of the street making puppets dance to Elvis songs, he's our pleasure and pleasure. Seriously, the visitor centre sells postcards of him.
nine. We don't make plans, we will just hang around outdoor The Forum. You do not know real amusing until you've sat on those steps, with all of the emo youngsters, debating the first-class way to reduce the arms off your gloves.
10. Avoid Prince of Wales road at night time or die. Despite risking our lives every time we walk down it, we are weirdly proud that it is been named one of the maximum risky consuming spots inside the UK.
11. Our nearby news headlines are beyond ridiculous. From "Meet the marketplace lasagne guy" to "Snails purpose A47 cross-slow", it's all kicking off in NR1.
12. Triple spirits and mixers fee three. Doubles are just no longer sturdy (or reasonably-priced) enough.
thirteen. Skittles are not sweets. Oh no, they're the maximum disgusting puke-inducing pints of god is aware of what from The Mischief. And in case you refuse to drink one you are either a wimp or dead to us.
14. Everyone's got a tale approximately the time they noticed Stephen Fry out of doors Tesco. It's pretty narrow pickings in relation to Norfolk celebs, so we will bleed any showbiz anecdote dry.
15. We're sick of hearing approximately bloody Kettle Chips. If the reality that posh, wanky crisps are synthetic in Norwich is the only aspect you have to mention, then say nothing at all. Same is going for mustard.
sixteen. We'll bang on about the time we idea we had been getting an Alan Partridge statue. Although this became out be a vicious hearsay, all of us were given too excited when we heard the plaque could study, "Alan of The East".
17. But the Anglia Square Not Leicester Square marketing campaign will usually be our proudest achievement. Yup, we got the the top-rated of Alan Partridge's film Alpha Papa moved to little ol' Norwich. No biggie...
18. Nirvana as soon as played the Arts Centre and we are able to shamefully use this information to make ourselves seem cool. So what if it turned into in 1989 and years before Nevermind became released?
19. We will force you to move on a trip to The Norfolk Broads due to the fact a) natural world and b) getting drunk on a boat is exceptional.
Giphy20. Don't trouble booking a taxi home after a night out, we're going to simply get the SOS bus. We discovered at an early age that in case you get off your trolley, you could be chauffeured home in fashion. The SOS babes also hand out free turn flops for while your footwear hurt at the end of the night time.
21. The anger felt approximately The Ferryboat shutting will in no way, ever leave us. Loads people had our first snog among those (very sticky) partitions. RIP candy prince.
22. We're garbage at happening hikes / mountain climbing stairs. Norfolk is the flattest area in the world, no marvel our lower legs are weaker than strands of spaghetti.
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